It's here! It's here! The first update in over three months. Yes, I know you're excited...but please put your clothes back on. Instead, grab a cup of java and enjoy the quotes. Truth be told, many of them are from awhile back. But I think you'll enjoy them, regardless. Be sure to tell all of your friends about the update. Let's make this a record-breaking week for number of hits on the Best Of site.
Where have you been, Westmar? Well, I've been busy taking care of important things like work, life, husbandry (is that a word?), and the most important thing - ORPHUS! That's right, kiddies! Confused? Take a look at the link on the right. -------------------->
Finally, Happy Halloween and Happy Election Day to everyone. Obviously, some people are going to be very disappointed on the morning of November 3rd. But let's not forget the one thing that really matters - We're all Americans!
Westmar's Best Of KCFORUM.net - 36th Edition
"In order to establish yourself (as no longer being a newbie) you (noConscience) must post 894 times in three weeks just like Blue Lou Boyle. Then, BobbyD must change your post count so that it always equals a negative number. Speaking of numbers, you must give us your Social Security Number, just like Blue Lou." - catkins
"Please kill Miss Piggy next. I was having sex with her one night (and yes, it was consensual) and she had some sort of plastic gizmo in her nose that screwed my junk up pretty bad. I've never forgiven her for that. Leave Cookie Monster alone though." - Blue Lou Boyle
"Westmar is just another one of my alter egos." - CDUBB
W: It's true. Really.
"Westmar needs to know that when we stop bitching we stop caring. Hot Carl cares so much." - Twisted Steel
W: Or something like that, anyway.
"From what I've seen here in the forum, it's all about quality.. not quantity." - noConscience
W: Damn straight. If it was about quantity, do you think this site would be so damn popular?
"Were you born this way or did someone kick the jack out from under the car while you were chasing the cat?" - Real Stonie
W: And strangely enough I don't think Stonie was directing that post towards Hipity.
"Most n00bs die out after a week. Apparently BLB never got the memo." - Battle Cat
W: No, and he apparently never got the memo about physical threats, either. Ooops.
"If you just picked four random (KCFORUM.net) members and put their pictures on (a KCFORUM.net) billboard, there's a 90 percent chance it would look almost exactly like that 610 billboard on I-35." - Footys
"Nick(Orange), you would be a LEGEND if you could somehow figure out a way to post while you are plowing some drunk coed!" - CDUBB
W: I wonder how Nick's doing. We haven't heard much from him lately. He's probably so busy tappin' those hot, 20 year-old coeds that he hasn't had time to keep his forum brethern up-to-date. Guess I can't fault him for that, can I?
"Somebody spray some Lysol, because I smell a piece of shit in here!!!" - packer backer
W: This could be said about almost any thread, don't ya think?
"I'm surprised I'm the first openly gay man here. I thought it seemed like a pretty cool place where just about anything goes. I mean it's called the Terror Dome for god's sake." - maxallen
W: Hint: "Terror Dome" is an unofficial abbreviation for "Terror-fied of Homosexuals".
"Just give me your work phone number. I'll call you (catkins) & read all the threads to you." - drunkard
W: Poor catkins...he's now subjected to reading and responding during the day at lunch time in the library. Damn jobs! Who needs 'em?!
"Any (softball) league where they expect you to actually slide is stupid. We've had some guys fall down, but that's as close to sliding as we come." - Husker Z
"I think the demographics of this forum really represent what KC wants. Based on what I've read this week, there is no way in hell this arena will work in KC without a Red Lobster attached!" - Real Stonie
"VH1 wants to do a 'Where Are They Now' about CDUBB. Chances are he is now living in San Madesto and is gainfully employed in either the roofing or dry wall industry." - catkins
W: Sounds more like the mid to late 90's Randall Cunningham to me.
"Blue Lou hasn't logged off for 9 days waiting for Westy to return." - Phat Endy
W: Poor Blue Lou. While he does admit to causing his own demise at KCFORUM, I can't help but feel he got somewhat of an unfair shake.
"I noticed in the picture that O&A's hotdog has hardly been chewed. He probably could have put it on a bun with some mustard and ate it a second time." - Hot Carl
W: O&A? Who is this poster you speak of? Suppose I could make a trip to my local Hooters for some beer and breasts - of a chicken, of course. Come on, now...get your mind out of the Champagne Room!
"L freaking J. Long time no talk. Thank goodness!" - MC86
W: Leawood John: "The Most-Liked Hated Poster In KCFORUM History." Think about that one for a minute.
"By the way-I'd like to go to party cove, but there's just not time on my Sunday afternoon after spending most of the day whipping up on Real Stonie. Sometimes he slacks off on the yard work and needs a little lesson." - maxallen
"No one dominates a pole quite like Hipity...doesn't matter if it is his or someone elses." -Fiberoptician
"Maybe there should be a Newbie disclaimer somewhere on the site? 'Caution all Newbies: Prepare yourselves to receive all kinds of shit until one or more moderators decides otherwise. Possible hazings include being verbally dumped on, forced swims in bmanpoo's feces and innumerable comparisons to Hipity. And if you can't take the heat, then get the hell out of the Forum kitchen.' " - rain
"Strom (Stromyle), you've posted before about depression and suicide. I've been there. If you want to talk, U2U me. If not, then please keep it to yourself, and go blow your brains out." - Blue Lou Boyle
W: I love(d) both of these guys...because they REALLY use the "Risky Business" theory of posting: "Sometimes ya just gotta say 'WTF'."
"Beer is just a gateway drink to something better. RUM!!!!!!! Follow me into the LIGHT..." -bwoods
W: If you've never read bwoods's Sunday afternoon Chiefs threads...DON'T.
"Dude's (catkins) library pass is under evaluation. I guess they said he never returned the Jim J. Bullock Autobiography & Picture Book he checked out last year." - Real Stonie
"What...you aren't as excited about the prospect of Charlie Steiner and Bob Ley?! Now if they could only bring Tom Mees back...THAT would be something!" - pell
W: Hell, they "brought back" Babe Ruth during the A.L.C.S. with Dan Patrick...they coulda/shoulda done the same thing with Mees during "Old School Sportscenter".
"A (softball) league where you HAVE to slide into home if there is a play at the plate? Hell, you must play in CDUBB's league. Be sure to keep those Oakley Blades nice and dust free. In my league, if there is a play at the plate, someone made a big mistake." - MC86
"Never mind. All they are going to show is wimpy ass people being boiled inside of bronze bulls, Some pussies being put in a bag with monkeys and dogs, and then thrown into a river, some fairy ass thing called 'the rack', and a machine for torturing especially pussy ass bitch people called the 'iron maiden'. Not even a single word of the torture that occurs every year at Arrowhead." - Blue Lou Boyle
"OMG! I can't believe you guys have been holding this room (The Champagne Room) back from me all this time!!" - SBTB Queen
W: Sigh.
"Enterprise can take their million dollars, red shirts and KC sports fans will help them shove it up their butts!" - KCsportsnut
W: I rented a car in Denver from Enterprise in late August, after the arena proposal had passed. They sure did ask me a lot of questions about why I was in town from Kansas City, etc. How 'bout you shut up and give me a car with a cd player in it?
"lol...if you guys are going to limit yourself exclusively to acts in support of Dubya...the quality and variety of your music is going to be very lacking. But hey there's always the Grand Ole Opry and your worn out copy of Whitney Houston belting out the National Anthem. Enjoy your Freedom Fries, fellas." - pell
"If I selected music for the political views of the artists performing, everything I listen to would suck. These guys make a living smoking weed, playing guitar, and banging groupies. If you vote according to what this group of people say I question your intelligence" - iplayoutside
W: A very good point.
"As a huge Star Wars fan from 1977-1983 I'll definitely see it (new star wars movie), but George Lucas seems determined to turn the series into a space version of ISHTAR!" - Real Stonie
"I say 'no' to banning Stonie...I like having both MaxAllen and Stonie on this board to provide some diversity on how the "non-heterosexual" Americans view life." - Colonel Klink
"Of course Hipity would make my list but I'll be the first to admit that bashing on Hipity is like getting that first sip of coffee in the morning. It usually helps get me through the day." - Hot Carl
W: What did he just say about getting the first sip of Hipity in the morning?
"I just spit Mountain Dew Pitch Black all over my monitor. Not because it was that funny, but (because) MD sucks goat's ass." - Twisted Steel
W: You see what posting at work causes? It causes you to drink crap you normally wouldn't drink, just to get by. Speaking of...has anyone been able to get a hold of that new Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper? Local soft drink suppliers tell me it's very popular and hard to get a hold of right now.
As a final treat, I'd like to offer this tribute to Hot Carl for his ridiculous, repeated attempts to coax me into updating this site. Keep in mind that this is only a mere snippet of what has taken place over the past three months. And of course, every one of these posts from Hot Carl was followed by the middle-finger smiley.
Least Favorite Forum Poster Thread: "How did I forget INEVERUPDATEMYSITEMAR?"
Favorite Forum Poster Thread: "Westmar-No update. Enough said."
Fug It Thread: "Fug Westmar and his lack of updates."
Anybody Know Any Good Limericks Thread: "The Forum they wanted an update But Westy made them wait and wait We gave him the finger And yet he still lingers Now he's the member we hate"
Need A Decision Regarding Westy Thread: "We haven't had an update in months and something needs to be done!"
Guys Who Looked Weird In Their Last Uniform Thread: "Apparently somebody never updates their fuggin' site!"
I've Changed My Tune About KK Thread: "WE HAVE NUTHIN'! Not since July 26th, anyway!"
Newbies?? Thread: "People don't bookmark sites that never get updated!"
Orphus Thread: "I'm on pins and needles. Please hurry. Your update can wait."
Orphus Thread: "That's not a fuggin' update!"
Orphus Thread: "I disagree with CDUBB...if you don't do an update post-haste I will hate you forever."
Orphus Thread: "Now go update your site as you wait in breathless anticipation of my review!"
New Off The Couch Thread: "Sounds good in theory but if it never gets updated it SUCKS!!"
