Another crazy week at The Forum that was highlighted with the beginning of the end to HC2 (Hot Carl & hawkchief). A big deal has already been made about it on The Forum, so I'll refrain from making any further comments about the details. We're going to miss those guys on a day to day basis. Well, I'm sure some people are happy about it. Kind of makes you wonder if Fast Eddie/g man was involved, doesn't it?

Things have been quiet at Horrorwood Babble-On as well, so nothing to report from there.

The new Poster Power Rankings are out (below). Rather than make comments on this site about why so-and-so has moved up or down, I figure I'll save it for The Forum. I'm sure someone will start a thread so you can argue amongst one another. I also want everyone to understand that, while I hope to update it as often as possible, I can no longer guarantee weekly updates of both the Power Rankings and Best Of quotes. We'll see how things work out...I'm just giving you advanced warning. Frankly, HC2 should be happy about this. It'll keep them on the chart longer as they continue to spiral downward.

Catkins' meeting-of-the-masses at Minsky's on Friday night was a success. Thanks to all who showed up. It was a pleasure meeting with you again...and it was a pleasure to meet Sully75 and Sullygal for the first time. I'm sorry I missed SBTB Queen. Maybe next time.

Finally, a big "thank you" to CDUBB for opening his home to me on Saturday afternoon/evening. We had a fun time hanging out, drinking some brew, listening to the Royals On Radio ("Thank you, Ryan!"), and discussing all you jingle-asses from The Forum. Intense one even stopped by for a drink - it was great to meet him, too! In the meantime, you'll be happy to know that DUBB kicked my can with the Royals in MVP Baseball (I used the Red Sox and did not represent well at all. Sorry, Rancho.) The good news for Husker fans is that our Big Red West Coast Machine took it to the max against his MoTigers in NCAA Football. Again, thanks for a great time, DUBB!

THE KCFORUM POSTER POWER RANKINGS

1 (3) CDUBB
2 (1) pell
3 (2) Real Stonie
4 (5) Phat Endy
5 (6) Karupt
6 (7) Footys
7 (8) catkins
8 (4) Hot Carl
9 (9) FrankWhite4Ever
10 (10) HuskerBen
11 (12) Bubba Clyde
12 (13) Intense one
13 (10) Leawood John
14 (18) Twisted Steel
15 (15) Soylent Green
16 (17) JayhawkChris
17 (14) Stugats
18 (21) WILDCAT NATION
19 (23) frankentiger
20 (20) AusSteveW
21 (16) j.lo
22 (22) I-Hawk
23 (19) bmanpoo
24 (25) kcjrbean1
25 (26) BobbyD
26 (24) KC Mouth
27 (28) A-Train
28 (32) JB
29 (29) shotgun naked
30 (40) O&A Army
31 (31) KCPowercat
32 (36) Paintman
33 (30) lawgeek
34 (37) MC86
35 (33) Master P
36 (27) hawkchief
37 (34) Colonel Klink
38. NEW Hoosier Dan
39. NEW Rancho Relaxo
40. NEW Husker Z


Drops: SharkSandwich, chiefsfarmteam, combine_billy

Debuts: Hoosier Dan, Rancho Relaxo, Husker Z

Move of the week: O&A Army

Fall of the week: hawkchief


Westmar's Best of KCFORUM.NET - 26th Edition

"When I showed up for the golf outing I saw Paint's truck with the grill and he was standing near it so I knew who he was. It was still awkward to go in the club house and say, 'Hi, I'm Twisted Steel'. Especially since I look more like melted goo." - Twisted Steel
W: Funny stuff! It's amazing how Twisted will point out being MIA from this section of my site, and then he suddenly starts dropping funnies all over the forum. There's another one from him coming up later. It just goes to show that good posting takes a conscious effort.

"If westy's company ever kicks him off of the forum then there is no way in hell I am buying anymore 60's from them, that's for damn sure!" - CDUBB

"Without us you fuggers will have to discuss stuff like sports. How boring." - Hot Carl

"Dudes, you won't accept this now, but trust me. Staying out of this place for a while will do you some good. You'll start to notice the little things in life that were clouded before...green grass, the warmth of the sun, the film on the coffee pot and the sweet aroma of a freshly placed urinal cake. Smell the flowers gents." - Real Stonie

"That's it. I sending a letter to Hot Carl and Hawkchief's boss telling 'em that I'm not buying any more of their...their...(Pssst...What is it you guys do again?) Anyway...I'm not buying any more of it till they give them their forum access back, and that's FINAL! Now excuse me while I go pray that they don't work for a Budweiser distributorship or a porn website..." - Bubba Clyde

"I must say...I've never posted this much at one time. I feel like god damn CDUBB!" - Master P
W: It's almost like he was trying to make up for lost time while he was on vacation later in the week.

"I can make it sunday when I get back in town to see who the few remaining drinkers are. My bet is O&A will still be there." - kcburg
W: Anyone been to Minsky's today to confirm this?

"When you do call, don't bother to dial. Just hold the phone up by your ear and pretend, because just speaking to your right hand is probably as far as the conversation needs to go." - Phat Endy
W: Did anyone ever really believe that the real Endy was going to be gone for long?

"Oh, I thought you said Pantera. The metal band. I guess I wouldn't want to have lunch with them either come to think of it." - FrankWhite4Ever
W: Just when you think all FW4E can do is regurgitate the same opinion about Carlos Beltran over and over again, the dude starts throwing one liners all over The Forum. Seriously, this guy's amusing because he does a helluva job of mixing serious points with quick funnies. He's just like a Mike MacDougal mound outing...ya never know what yer gonna git.

"I am honored that there are 17 bigger losers ahead of me on the worthless employee of the year award." - Twisted Steel
W: I wonder what would happen to The Forum if everyone decided to start working.

"Edie's (from The Sopranos) got a big fat ass. You'll see 20 better asses the next time you go to Super Target. (but make sure it's a Super Target because I don't want you coming back from some regular target and crying about how you only saw 6)." - Footys

"Put me down as a 75%. Haven't been out in a while. Besides I need to buy Westy a brew for keeping me out of the top 40 loser list." - Stromyle
W: Funny thing. He didn't actually buy me one. Yet, I kept him off the Top 40 again. I'm going to need to make a note of this.

"I got an idea, O&A. Just pour all your beers right down the toilet or in the parking lot and skip the middle man!" - Hoosier Dan

"Cobain definitely made the right choice to end it. This way he gets to be remembered as a genius. Had he had the will to go on living, he'd have probably slid so far down the ladder that he'd be on Celebrity Mole." - Footys
W: It probably won't be long before we see his widow on the show.

"Dan, make a call to the post game show. See what Bukake (Nate Bukaty) says about it." - Master P
W: Freakin' hilarious. Granted, he spelled it wrong - ERRR - at least that's what O&A told me.

"Just wanted to take this opportunity to plant the 'No Parking in Rear' sign firmly in my front yard." - Rancho Relaxo
W: Like I mentioned in this thread...you probably should put that sign in your "backyard".

"So, me and my dad had the afternoon shift at Augusta on Thursday. We decided to kill some time and go over to the Augusta mall. Nature calls and I've got a 5 pound load on the way...I'm not a huge fan of mall bathrooms, but it is early in the day so they are fairly clean. I sit down to shit and some dude walks in the bathroom singing and whistling. He sits down two stalls from me to take a crap.....still singing and whistling. I finally get done taking my dump, but I'm not leaving my stall risking that this guy leaves at the same time as me and makes uncomfortable eye contact. The guy sang and whistled throughout his entire stay in the crapper and fortunately took a quick shit and got out of there. It was one of the weirdest things I've ever heard. Note to all: Keep your pie hole shut while taking a crap in public restrooms." - hawkchief

"I hate those fuggs who sing and shit. And it's always some gay-assed song like 'zippitydooda' or some R&B crapola. If you want to piss this guy off, start singing a different song than he is singing. I did that to a guy once and he finished up and left quickly. I started singing 'little bonie foo foo' at the top of my lungs. It was hillarious!!" - catkins

"I find that breaking into a rendition of 'It's Raining Men' will quickly clear any men's room unless of course it's one that Hipity frequents." - pell

"Are you gonna take a shower today or what?" - Mrs. Westy (at 3:40 PM, Sunday afternoon)
W: Come to think of it...I do kinda stink.

I just saw the "CDUBB/Jeopardy/Holiday Inn" commercial again on ESPN during The Sports Reporters. I swear that guy is CDUBB's evil twin!

Today is Easter Sunday, and I'd like to wish a happy one to all of my friends at the forum. Sadly, I was unable to spend any time with my family because of this update. I weighed the pros and cons and realized that it's more important to continue gaining forum acceptance than it is to spend time with family.

Is anyone else concerned that Bob Dylan is doing Victoria Secret commercials on T.V.?

Well, most of you have waited patiently all week long for an exciting new feature to appear on this site. Most of you know that I would never take sole credit for something that was not entirely my idea. This new feature was originally suggested to me by our friend, HuskerBen. Throw a couple cans of beer down H-Ben and the suggestions start to rocket out of him...

So without further baloney, I present to you:

THE KCFORUM POSTER POWER RANKINGS

1. pell - 1250
2. Real Stonie - 1148
3. CDUBB - 1109
4. Hot Carl - 1101
5. Phat Endy - 1075
6. Karupt - 1022
7. Footys - 994
8. catkins - 986
9. FrankWhite4Ever - 965
10. Leawood John - 964
11. HuskerBen - 953
12. Bubba Clyde - 859
13. Intense one - 845
14. Stugats - 833
15. Soylent Green - 775
16. j.lo - 771
17. JayhawkChris - 702
18. Twisted Steel - 691
19. bmanpoo - 674
20. AusSteveW - 673
21. WILDCAT NATION - 662
22. I-Hawk - 660
23. frankentiger - 633
24. KC Mouth - 621
25. kcjrbean1 - 611
26. BobbyD - 606
27. hawkchief - 555
28. A-Train - 543
29. shotgun naked - 504
30. lawgeek - 496
31. KCPowercat - 478
32. JB - 442
33. Master P - 323
34. Colonel Klink - 320
35. combine_billy - 289
36. Paintman - 276
37. MC86 - 268
38. chiefsfarmteam - 205
39. SharkSandwich - 196
40. O&A Army - 103


Fighting for a position:

Rancho Relaxo
Stromyle
KC Paul
Moe Szyslak
Husker Z
Battle Cat
pooboy
KCsportsnut
SBTB Queen
kcburg
houstonhuey82
Hoosier Dan


Almost or completely MIA:

buckybadgersbrother
DrHolmes
PeteRose
*Tudge*
comedygal
The Sin Sister
bwoods
tonyloser
DA STICK
ChicagoJeff
Mr PITA
dafella

Westmar's Best of KCFORUM.NET - 25th Edition

"Rumor has it that there are some very pissed off homeowners looking for O&A." - Hot Carl
W: As most you know, O&A has had a tough last ten days or so.

"I can feel the love. Oh yeah, I'll buy him a tall one...if he hasn't gone O&A in the parking lot." - hawkchief

"Possible. I can be there at about 11...A.M." - MC86
W: There will be a small forum happy hour on Friday the 16th at the Rivermarket Minsky's.

"Might I suggest to Leawood John that he should go back to writing haikus and sonnets for his night class at Cleveland College." - Karupt

"When even Endy thinks you're gay, then you are really really gay. You are like Harvey Fierstein gay at that point." - CDUBB

"Old School is being able to make it to THE HOME OPENER without throwing up BEFORE THE FIRST PITCH!" - Real Stonie

"New schoolers throw up to make more room for beer!" - frankentiger

"You are the first person I have ever known to use a lengthy set of circumstances to provide an excuse for something embarrassing happening to them. (Heavy sarcasm.) I didn't eat a boiling hot brawt or shotgun two beers after a heavy night of partying, so amazingly enough I didn't puke. Hence I haven't been hazed for puking. See how that works?" - JayhawkChris
W: I caught this quote from J-Chris right before going to press with this week's update. He was being sarcastic in a brotherly-type way, but he makes a very good point in only a few words. Don't get me wrong. I'm not highlighting this just because of O&A's rough few days...this is something all of us (including myself) should keep in mind during our day to day dealings. Keeping score at home? JayhawkChris 1, Humanity 0. Nice job, J-Chris!

"Like a f'ball player needs any help getting hotties...get a single forum member on there now that would make for some good tv..." - kcburg
W: The newest installment of ABC's The Bachelor stars New York Giants backup quarterback, Jesse Palmer. Look for the episodes starring *Tudge* to air in the fall.

"Until they make that show full porn, it is useless to me." - WILDCAT NATION

"Every part of me wanted to give that guy the beating of his life. But he's not worth it. Besides, having blood stained clothes first thing in the morning is no way to show up for work." - catkins
W: Catkins has had some trouble with homeless people harassing him on his daily walk to the office. I'd write these jingle-asses a little note here on the site, but something tells me my efforts would be futile.

"Homeless people are just salespeople. They are selling YOU to give them your money. I wish I could tell my customers to fuck off on a daily basis, yet still survive." - Master P
W: Master P makes a good point. If you look at it from catkins' angle, there might soon be an increase in homeless people murders.

"How about the fucking douche that drives by and asks if you're gonna mow his yard when you're done? How about I start my weed whacker in your ass crack instead, Fucko?" - Phat Endy
W: Phat Endy's REALLY back now. It's official. He's admitted. Phatter than EVER! Take cover everyone.

"Didn't Soil Stain (Soylent Green) get fired from the Skidmark (Platte County Landmark)? Let me ask you this, how bad do you have to suck to get fired from a job that doesn't pay you?" - Karupt
W: Apparently he still writes for them. After making an ass out of myself in this thread, SG sentenced me to reading his column on a weekly basis.

"When I read an online column for free while I'm at work, I really don't feel like I deserve anything." - Footys
W: A clever comment from Footys, but I wasn't doing a very good job of making my point in that thread. I can't fathom the fact that Greg Hall would put his name on the Off The Couch column and make as many mistakes as he does on a regular basis.

"So CDUBB kept his Royals hat on backwards for the entire game? Has he become a benefits guy by day and a suburban white rapper by night?" - lawgeek
W: I'm going to open myself up with this statement, but I want CDUBB to know that I, too, can sometimes be caught with my cap on backwards.

"I just can't quite picture myself walking up to someone in a bar and goin 'Hi, I'm houstonhuey82, how's it goin' and then finding out this guy is HC, or this dude is Westmar or that guy over there is O&A, and the whole time I'm trying to have a conversation with one of them I'm thinking, 'Jesus I thought he'd look different than this...' or 'he seems fairly intelligent in person, why are all his posts so damn retarded?' or 'this guy is a god damned tool' or 'look at the nostrils on this friggin guy'...I would then invariably try to overcompensate by drinking heavily and probably end up in some kind of gorilla costume running through the place grunting & groping women's bresasisis and making a general ass out of myself..." - houstonhuey82
W: Huey seems a little self-concious about meeting us. I'm sure everyone who has ever been to a forum outing can admit to having similar feelings the first time around. I remember in October at Minsky's...I had been sitting at the bar with Stonie and pell for about 2 minutes when two dudes show up next to me. The taller guy says:

Dude: "Hi, my name's (insert normal guy-name). What's yours?"
Me: "Westmar." (Why I said that after a guy introduced himself by his real name, I'll never know.)
Dude: "Ah, Westmar. Cool." (No mention of who he was or who his friend was. Then the dude orders a Rolling Rock and sixty seconds later, everything starts to register for ol' Westy - DING DING DING!)
Me: "Oh (insert normal guy-name)! You're Hot Carl! And your pal here must be hawkchief!"

I'll bet everyone's got at least one story like this.

Lots of things took place again this week at the forum. Many of you will begin this next week with "Opening Day At The Royals". Unfortunately, I will be unable to attend, but I wish you all a good day.

Be sure to stay tuned for a brand new feature to this site, beginning with next weekend's update. And no, it's not porn. But it is real. I think some of you might even like it.

We'll start off this particular update by presenting you a very special interview with forum veteran, catkins. And away we go!

Westy: It's pretty much common knowledge that thelawwon is a personal acquaintence of yours, catkins. At first, you weren't 100% sure who he was. Have you invited more than one person to join us at KCFORUM? Should we be concerned that there might be "more acquaintances of catkins's" to follow?

Catkins: Westmar, first off I'd like to thank you for granting me the opportunity to be the first member of KCFORUM to be interviewed on your "Best Of" site. Thank you. Now about your question...I was pretty sure who he was when I saw his first post. Trust me, I've known the guy since he was seven. As far as "more acquaintances of catkins's", I've told others about this site, so you never know...

W: You're welcome, Mr. Catkins. I'm more than happy to do the interview. Now, enough with the ass-kissin' and on with the questions. Did you notice that thelawwon referred to you as "cakins" in his first post? That right there should've been a red flag for all of us. Does he think your name is "cakins", or do you think he's just a fast typer who doesn't care to proofread?

C: I did notice the "cakins" reference. But if I had a nickle for evertime CDUBB spelled "the" , "hte", I'd be a millionaire. TL1's not a fast typer, he just needs to check his posts before hitting the "submit" button. But now that he's had this epic "meltdown" I'm not sure he'll be back.

W: It does sound like he might be gone for good. Did you talk to him privately after he began posting? What did you say to him? Words of warning? Code of conduct?

C: I talked to him privately after his first day in the dome. I told him that the cut and paste was lame. I also told him to stop with the "fuck off's, etc. It was like he was the love child of KC Paul and Karupt. As far as the grammar, I can't blame him for that, but I did tell him he needed to clean up his posts. I will say this though, TL1 got over 2,000 hits on his 1st post/thread. Name another "newbie" who has done that.

W: That's a good a point. Kind of makes you wonder if it was a mistake, eh? Like maybe people saw the thread was started by some guy named "thelawwon" and thought there was free music involved. Speaking of which...any idea where his screen name came from? Is he some kind of file sharing freak or ?

C: Oh, he's definitely a freak. The screen name "thelawwon" is a play on words. TL1 is putting himself through college right now. Someday he hopes to attend law school, so "thelawwon" was a clever nickname, no?

W: Yeah, I guess it is pretty clever. It'd be more funny, however, if he was an illegal file sharing freak. It's honorable that he's putting himself through law school. Judging from how he posts, I'm not sure I'd ever want him arguing a case for me, though. So....let's get to the meltdown. What the hell happened with that? What do you think caused it?

C: Basically, he shit himself. Just because I know the guy doesn't mean I know what the fuck he's typing. Fucjk? WTJ? I think that TL1 was trying to be serious, but by then it was too late. People were clowning him and he lost it. As far as attorney's go, I'd hire lawgeek over TL1 anyday, But TL1's a righteous dude.

W: It's not easy to shit yourself AND be a righteous dude at the same time. If he could've posted in the language of English and comprehended our forum a little better, in what positive ways do you think TL1 could've contributed to KCFORUM.net?

C: That's a good question. I don't know what he could've contributed in the future, but I think he's made a positive contribution to KCFORUM.net already. I've noticed that more of the forum members are encouraging their friends to start posting now. I guess they figured, "at least faxmebeers, kc kid, etc., won't be as bad as catkins's jingle-assed friend".

W: You're probably right. I've never witnessed anyone having a meltdown as quickly as TL1 did. It takes some time to figure out where you fit in at KCFORUM, doesn't it? I remember when you first started posting. You and Hot Carl had a short exchange, and I wasn't sure you were going to make it. Although it's been several months, what was it like being a newbie?

C: Being a "newbie" back then was easy (a little over 7 months ago). Hot Carl and I had an exchange, but I wasn't really acting like myself. I was being a "Jingle-Ass". I didn't think I'd still be posting in the forum several months later. It took me some time to "fit in" as you put it, but now I feel comfortable enough to share poop/coke can stories, a good limerick, etc. And now when I tell Hot Carl to "fuck off", he knows I'm just kidding.

W: Again, I'd like to thank catkins for his time and the honest answers about himself and his personal friend, thelawwon. Be sure to check out the latest poll in the Terror Dome titled "When Does A Newbie Stop Being A Newbie".

Westmar's Best of KCFORUM.NET - 24th Edition

"Bout damn time I made it back in the ("Best Of" site) update. I was starting to feel like Wolverine Willie at a Rainbow Coalition fund raiser with Corky as the guest speaker." - Karupt

"I saw this thread title ('It may be time to dust off a Nuke') & then saw that CDUBB was the last poster...I just figured this thread was about unloading a different kind of 'nuke'." - shotgun naked

"Westy wouldn't answer the phone if we called. He doesn't answer past 8:30 and you can't drag that guy out for a beer for nothing. I will be taking bids on the person who would like to receive my next drunken phone call. If you think you want a drunk dial during the next gathering, sign right up. I am sure we can oblige." - O&A Army
W: In response to this, O&A left me two voicemails last week.

"Westy, I voted for you. However, if the title of the poll was "Who's a bigger ass-clown?" I would probably need more time to make a decision." - Hot Carl
W: Soylent Green and I competed in a poll as to who was the REAL thread killer. Don't we already know the answer to that question? Go check the threads for yourself, people.

"Friends don't let friends kill posts." - Stromyle
W: I think what he meant was "Friends don't let friends kill threads." But we all know what he meant. You must keep in mind that this is the same guy who, earlier in the thread, stated the reason he doesn't post more often is because it's "better to have people think you're an idiot, than open you're mouth and prove it".

"(Husker)Ben, you are not following. I am not interested in this gal (The Sin Sister). If my HOT wife ever gets wise and dumps me, Hot Carl knows where I'll end up." - Shotgun Naked
W: Has anyone checked to see when the last time was The Sin Sister actually posted?

"With all his lovemaking and anus piercing, how does Hot Carl get time to post 4000 times?" - HipityHop

"No problem. I am having to 'BobbyD' it for folks all the time. Another phrase for the forum dictionary: 'BobbyD' (verb) to summarize every 2 pages for those with short memories and shorter attention spans." - O&A Army

"FUCJK THIS PLACE. You know i got on to this because my freind said that it was good net working, but come to find out it's just a bunch of fucking kids that won't help. Well this is a fuck up place when you can't even get help from fello kc people you fucking people suck, i will never comeback. And if you post here because you think that your witty, stop think to your self, hmmmmmmmmmmmm i love sucking cock and typing on the form. Let's see what my freind say,s next o wait i could just call the person everybody in here go f your self. BITCHES." - thelawwon

"Any friend of Catkins is . . . well . . . a friend of Catkins."- lawgeek

"Anyone else hear the conclusion of the boner pill ad yesterday? It said and I quote...'Anyone experiencing erections lasting longer than 4 HOURS must seek immediate medical attention.' What the hell is a doctor going to do? Show you photos of Bea Arthur and Otis Nixon?" - Original Stonie
W: Oh, the things I could do with a 4 hour erection.

"Dammit - I thought this thread ('4 HOUR erections') was about Asian politics." - dafella

"Now don't start hating on gym just because you had an unfortunate 'shower incident' that cost you thousands in therapy." - Pick & Roll (newbie & co-worker of Phat Endy)
W: That's some decent smack for a newbie gym teacher who's probably had the unfortunate experience of showering with Phat Endy.

"I crack whips. I don't partake in the physical labor (of hazing newbies) unless there is an emergency. Even then, I will try and hire a temp before actually doing it myself." - HuskerBen

"A true communications officer would not have started a thread about being his 3,000th post on his 3001 post." - Intense one
W: Yeah, that was a blunder on my part. One of my best, thank you very much.

"Rule number 1 when you go out to get lunch...always log off your computer so the fuck sticks you work with (Hawkchief & Hot Carl) don't post bullshit for everybody else to enjoy." - KC Kid
W: Doh! That's hilarious! You'd think working with hawkchief and Hot Carl would keep KC Kid on his toes. Apparently not. Here's the first post in the thread they started under his name:

"Guys, I have a quick question...seriously! My girlfriend keeps wanting me to let her stick her dildo up my butt. WTF!?! I said no way but she swears I will like it. Anyone have any experience with this? Feel free to flip me shit but I need some real answers. I'm leaning towards letting her do it."

"You know I'm doing a pretty good job of keeping the productivity in my company down all by myself. With you 3 butt munches at the same palce of employment, what's the over under on the Chapter 13 proceedings?" - Bubba Clyde

"I have friends that can't even sit on barstools anymore thanks to their freshman orientation class at KU." - pooboy

"I must admit that I am getting tired of posts about me along the lines of 'Leawood John: Not as big an asshole as I originally thought...' Oh well, I'll deal with it." - Leawood John

"It's not too late for me to say Happy Birthday Westie, yer still a PUP!" - HipityHop
W: The world might be coming to an end. Hipity makes the cut in this week's update TWICE? I just had to put this one in. In case you're not aware, when people spell my nickname "Westie", I often remind them that I'm not a dog. So, assuming Hipity knew what he was doing, his post was actually quite creative. Also note how I placed this Hipity quote directly in front of a Hot Carl quote.

"Westy's mom (looking lovingly at baby): You're a cute little jingle-ass." - Hot Carl

"I have over 5,000 posts. Does that qualify as a (April Fool's) 'joke'?" - Paintman

"Westy, all I can do is talk shit. I got nothin else." - MC86 (in the KCFORUM chatroom)

"MC86 is so full of shit tonight, if he took an ex-lax he'd disappear." - Intense one
W: This one's from a post that no longer exists. It's a long story, don't ask. Or ask I.O.

"Glad I could be an inspiration to you, Westy but damn...that acceptance speech rivaled Halle Berry's! You're not crying, are you?" - pell
W: In case you missed it, I reached 3,000 posts last week. Whoopeee! Needless to say, I thanked more than a few people.

"I don't know about his gravitational pull. If it were as strong as JW's size suggests it should be, then all of the wayward barbecue sauce would've burned up on re-entry instead of staining his shirt." - Rancho Relaxo

"When he (Whitlock) wears that yellow suit on the Sports Reporters I almost expect the other journalists to rise off the floor and orbit him." - Phat Endy

"If you aren't controversial no one reads or watches what you do." - Leawood John
W: I'm really starting to like LJ. His posts make a lot more sense to me now that he's not a newbie; the correlation between the two is amazing, isn't it? John is correct with this statement, but I like to think of myself as the exception. I don't write a lot of opinion stuff here, as it is. I'm too busy trying to satisfy the needs of Hot Carl and hawkchief. The problem is, if I keep being Mr. Nice Guy, I'm going to end up being known as the JoPo of KCFORUM.

"I am skeptical...yet gullible as well."- bmanpoo

"BANG BUS and Milfhunter move over...here comes O&A...THE MAN!" - Master P

"For his punishment, he should be locked in a room with Hipity and not be allowed to come out until his balloon knot is no longer a knot." - dcc
W: Not a bad post for a newbie. Kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it? Some people don't understand why there's been a slight uproar over multiple screen names. I believe the most unfair aspect of it is the fact that we don't know who to haze and praise and who to just ignore. I was talking to Analog Kid about it the other day and he said...

"This is like the freakin Bizzarro Terror Dome.

-Stonie pats me on the back (not that low buddy)
-DUBB, Catkins, and Westy are distancing themselves from me
-HCx2 is pissed about something regarding O&A and Porn.

Let it be noted that I have put more porn on this bitch than any of you and if you want I could just side with stonie and remove my pornographic contributions. Is that what you want? Didn't think so. I got you with the best April Fools Joke EVER. Sack up and move on boys you just got had by a master. Did I mention: I AM THE GREATEST." - O&A Army
W: The truth is, I haven't said much of anything publically about O&A's April Fool's joke because I've been saving my comments for now. To clarify, I haven't been "distancing myself" from O&A. Prior to April 1st, I never gave much thought to whether or not he was pranking us. I figured, who cares? What do I have to lose? If it's real - great! If it's not - so what? I kind of figured it was too obvious to be a joke...but again...I figured, why not at least sign up? I don't spend much time in O&A's special forum as it is. I don't have that big of an interest in naked celebrities. (Admittedly, I've made some requests.) But I figured I would sign up and give my support to this new venture (since he asked for it) in an effort to help him get his hit count up. It was a legitimate request, so I figured I would help a brother in need. When I discovered it was a prank, I smirked and went on with my day. The fact that the site doesn't exist meant nothing to me. Like I said, who cares? Besides, the thought of watching O&A pork some chick from a first person perspective video camera is...weird. Shortly after discovering the prank, I began to feel hurt that O&A had not told me the truth in advance. After all, I was his biggest supporter several months ago when forum members were hammering him for telling us his personal sex tales. After feeling sorry for a short period of time, I began to realize that I was better off being one of the chumps who didn't know the truth, rather than being one of the guys who did know and didn't spill the beans to the rest of the forum. This past Friday, O&A admitted to me that the only reason I wasn't in on the prank was that I wasn't in the right place at the right time - throw a few beers down anybody, and it's like truth serum, right? So, the bottom line? I'm not pissed at all. Clearly, though, the biggest disappointment in the prank was the pay-off. Using the "You're an Idiot!" visual again lacked the creativity I would expect from O&A. Lord knows he had enough time to come up with something new. But to his credit, he got us. Nice job, pal.

"People in general are idiots." - KCPowercat
W: You might be apt to think that KCPowercat was referring to those who fell for O&A's April Fool's prank. He was actually referring to Mix 93.3 listeners who waited more than an hour for $10 worth of free gas. How much is an hour of YOUR time worth?

"I was going to start a thread this AM asking everyone what they thought Footys was doing in the chatroom alone all the time." - westmar
W: This is amusing. Footys is on recess duty every weekday morning in the new chatroom. There are times when you can catch him as the only one in there. Hence, he has changed his screen name mood to "(1)", representing himself as the only one in the chatroom.